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So... now that you've looked around you think you know me eh? Well, roll up them sleeves and put your Jimmy knowledge to the test w/ this handy dandy (but very low-tech) quiz =)
1) If in a parallel dimension Jimmy's was actually born of the opposite gender, what were his parents ready and very excitedly anticipating to yell at the top of their lungs every time she-Jimmy misbehaved?
a) "Jennifer-AH!"
b) "Melissa-AH!"
c) "Sally-AH!"
d) "Lucy-AH!"
2) So shifting from parallel dimension into... oh.. let's say... dreamland! Ok so now in dreamland, say Jimmy's on an island and he's allowed to have a dog to keep him company. What kind of dog is it and what is it named?
a) A Bulldog named Hampton
b) A German Shepherd named Hansel
c) A Chow Chow named Yum Yum
d) It's a stuffed Patrick the Pup from FAO Schwartz (less work and they're still so hugable!)
3) So continuing in dreamland, Jimmy stumbles across the magic lamp from Aladdin and the Genie says "I don't just wanna be your friend, I wanna give you your childhood dream job!" Jimmy is super excited and screams:
a) "YES! Look out NSYNC/BSB/NKOTB... cuz here comes the one man boyband that's gonna take all ya'll down!"
b) "WOOHOO! Look mom, I'm gonna be a kung-fu movie master! HIYAH!!!"
c) "YAY! I'm going to be a roller-coster-tester-rater and go to EVERY amusement park... for FREE! AND i don't hafta wait in lines!"
d) "HOORAY! I'm going to be a Benihana's chef and do all those knife behind the back while slicing three onions with my eyes closed and spitting flame out of my mouth to grill the freshly marinated steak I tossed up with my feet type tricks!"
4) Then the Genie goes away and Jimmy's happily employed with a great, dependable friend. But, while in fantasyland, he stops and ponders... wait a second... this is a dream! I shouldn't be walking around. And immediately out zooms:
a) KIT from KnightRider
b) A BMW 3 series convertible.
c) The Jetsons space bubble thing
d) The Oscar Meyer Weinermobile
5) Ahh... the sweetness of having transportation. But wait! Oh no... something ails our hero... what is it?
a) He can't find the keys
b) He can't find his wallet
c) He can't find his cell phone
d) All of the above
6) Alas, reality hits and now back to the world of the present, here and now. So here's a random but tricky question: which of the following has NOT been one of Jimmy's screen names?
a) Chubakka
b) TheChuperman
c) ChickenRiceChu
d) JimboChu
7) So Jimmy's now tired of chatting and he turns to the TV and starts flipping through the channels. OOH! It's _________! oh but __________ is also on... and ______________. Oh... i can't decide between:
a) Iron Chef/ While You Were Out/The Golden Girls
b) While You Were Out/Iron Chef/I Love Lucy
c) I Love Lucy/Everybody Loves Raymond/Iron Chef
d) The Golden Girls/I Love Lucy/Everybody Loves Raymond
d) I Love Lucy
8) AHH! Forget it... I'll just go do something else. So it's early evening and then Jimmy exclaims oh COOL! I can go (this is traditionally Jimmy's family's favorite FREE activity to do together or w/ friends anytime...)
a) Go to the mall and dress up in the ugliest clothes possible and take polaroids of each other.
b) Take a walk around the block
c) Play "who can keep their eyes closed the longest..."
d) Go watch the fireworks from Disneyland from "the Hill"
9) Random Question #2 which list correctly identifies every hairstyle Jimmy has EVER had:
i) the bowl, the buzz, the buzz w/ tips
ii) the gangsta bangstas (long bangs), the 80s mullet-ish/ducktail action
iii) the shaved head, the part (long and short)
a) i, ii and iii
b) i and ii
c) i and iii
d) You be trippin, none of the above!
10) Wow... it's been a long day. What's Jimmy's favorite thing to do to unwind at the end of a day:
a) Hang out w/ Max Lucado and whatever he's just written
b) Spending some time w/ the one that made time
c) Journaling about all the blessings, trials, gifts, promises, convictions and seemingly random stuff that happened throughout the day... just to remember
d) He likes to do all of the above, but it varies day to day =)
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